Another month, another lore recap, here’s what happened in Polymarket lore Recap july 2025
Suits saga continues into July
The June suits nightmare refuses to die. New Polymarket clarifications drop daily. UMA disputes pile up like dirty laundry. When will this madness really end!?
Sports market botched resolution
A sports market gets resolved completely wrong. UMA’s Verifier BOTs need a serious upgrade 😊. Traders rage in the comments while some profits evaporate.
NASCAR magic trick gone wrong
A Polymarket wizard proposes dozens of NASCAR markets. Unfortunately for him, UMA decides too early! 30k vanished like a magic trick.
Cambodia vs Thailand:
Cambodia and Thailand decide to start a new conflict. Polymarket traders immediately begin mediating. Crisis resolved within some hours. Who needs diplomats when you have polymarket?
US tariff markets heat up
American tariff markets get hot, just like the world around them. Trade wars brewing, tensions rising, profits flowing.
Polymarket returns to USA
HUGE announcement! Polymarket is back in the United States. The homeland calls, and the platform answers.
Rules-Review launches
New Rules-Review feature arrives on Polymarket. Clarity finally comes to the chaos!
2028 Presidential markets go live
US Presidential election markets for 2028 launch with a special reward. Four years early, but who’s counting? not Polynoob (He doesn’t know how to count 🙁 )
MSTR markets collapse AGAIN
MicroStrategy markets implode for the second time. Insider trading accusations fly. Too many unknowns, too much chaos. Car, Polymarket’s orange cat, proposes removing these markets entirely. Many react in disbelief, who would have thought this suggestion would come from him? 🙂
Polygon outage blessing
Brief Polygon interruption forces Polymarket traders to touch grass 🙂
Powell drops the T-bomb
Powell the big man from the FED surprises everyone and says the word “Trump” – not just the classic “President”, Incredible!
Polymarket User Lore – alt invasion, investigation, censorship
Elliot (aka Brokie) prison rumors
Word spreads that Elliot should be behind bars following some dispute. The drama unfolds, but details remain dark.
Mug triggers Duderr fight
Mug starts beef with legendary Duderr. Linabell drops the truth bomb: “You are not unanimously loved anymore.” Ouch 🙁
AK02’s redemption arc complete
The prodigal AK02 returns to Polysquare! His arc concludes in the light side, welcomes back. But Cyber bombards him with dozens of DMs. Some obsessions never fade.
Thonker’s alt army invasion
Dozens of Thonker alts attempt to penetrate Polysquare’s defenses. Polynoob questions: why such obsession, dear Thonker?
GENA censored
Poor GENA gets censored on X, but sources report he won’t stop. His spirit remains unbroken.
Simmi gender investigation intensifies
Bets fly on whether Simmi is actually a woman. Domer leads the investigation charge. The mystery deepens while the community divides.
Polymarket Job application madness
Users lose their minds trying to get hired at Polymarket. The desperation is real. The competition is fierce.
PolyGamblerGR hits 10k
Another trader completes their challenge and reaches the 10k milestone. Respect from the community flows.
The lore continues. The chaos never stops.
See you next month!
Disclaimer: This lore recap is purely for entertainment purposes. No traders were actually harmed in the making of this chaos (except their portfolios). Any resemblance to real degens, living or banned, is purely coincidental. Side effects may include: addiction to refreshing markets, compulsive Discord checking, and the urge to bet on literally anything. Please trade responsibly and remember: past performance does not guarantee future profits, but it does guarantee future memes.