Another month, another lore recap, here’s what happened in Polymarket lore Recap August 2025

Another month, another lore recap, here’s what happened in Polymarket lore Recap August 2025

grok AI banned by X

Grok gets the ultimate ban, from X itself! A market immediately gets created to track the drama. Plot twist: it resolves in just 7 minutes! Speed-run resolution record achieved.

Bolivia elections shock traders

Bolivian elections markets surprise many traders. Victory goes to Rodrigo Paz, an unexpected winner, not even his neighbors probably believed in him. The underdog story of the month.

Trump-Putin meeting captivates world

Trump and Putin meet while the world watches. Polymarket traders observe every detail, including a handshake lasting over 10 seconds. Amazing diplomatic theater.

MicroStrategy market a crazy sequel

Suspicious accounts once again, deciding the Microstartegy market, do they know something that others don’t?
Polynoob certainly doesn’t know anything.

Ukraine peace talks progress

Peace in Ukraine seems more possible. A new Trump-Zelensky meeting ends better than last time. Hope grows alongside market odd, BUT Everything disappears within a few days, peace seems further away than before.

Lord Miles desert survival

40 days without eating in a desert – Lord Miles is ready. Polymarket traders are ready too, including windwalk3. Survival betting reaches new extremes.

Samoa BIG move, but where is ?

The market on the Samoan elections is swinging tremendously, giving away many profits, but unfortunately half of the traders on Polymarket don’t even know where Samoa is.

Lisa Cook termination pressure

Will Lisa Cook be fired as Fed Governor? Trump’s pressure mounts, but so does pressure from Polymarket trader SatoshiAncap. The Fed feels heat from all sides.

Trump disappears… !

Polymarket traders fear the worst. Reality check: he’s just golfing. Crisis averted FOR NOW, portfolios relieved.

TEAMWATER and MrBeast hit 40M target

The 40M target for August has been achieved, but what an effort! Polymarket traders have announced that they will donate their profits to charity. Is this true? 🙂

Polymarket User Lore – love, drama and slaves!?

BoyBilly confirms masseur relationship

BoyBilly officially states he’s still with the masseuse! Polynoob celebrates the romantic update.

Keaton achieves superiority

Keaton becomes superior thanks to Polymarket. Well-deserved congratulations for reaching new heights.

Thonker disputes everything AGAIN

Thonker disputes everything, loses everything Thonker disputes a ton but loses even more. How is this even possible? Frosen despairs for him. The dispute master becomes the dispute victim.

Community Drama & Departures

Simmi leaves Polysquare Breaking news: Simmi abandons Polysquare! The community loses another familiar face. Farewell to our cute member :(.

Gena’s departure cycle Gena leaves Polysquare for a challenge, returns, then leaves again. The revolving door of drama continues spinning.

The slave role emerges

The role of the slave is born on Polysquare. Whips sound across the platform. The situation is… avoiding. The dynamics get darker.

Thonker code army multiplies

The Thonker codes are endless: @thonker coded, @Thonkeresque, and countless others. The alt army grows stronger.

lochlan11 hits 10k milestone , tsybka reach 100k

Another traders crosses the coveted 10k and 100k threshold. Congratulations to lochlan11 and tsybka for reaching this 🙂

Mainstream adoption accelerates

Prediction markets finally explode in popularity . Dozens of new figures rush to share their lore opinions about Polymarket and prediction markets. Have they discovered the true potential of prediction markets, or are they just attracted by something else? We will see

Trump Jr. joins Polymarket advisory board

Trump Junior enters as part of Polymarket, congratulations! to join your future

The lore continues. The chaos evolves and Polynoob too.

See you next month in September!

Disclaimer: This lore recap is purely for entertainment purposes. No traders were actually harmed in the making of this chaos (except their portfolios). Any resemblance to real degens, living or banned, is purely coincidental. Side effects may include: addiction to refreshing markets, compulsive Discord checking, and the urge to bet on literally anything. Please trade responsibly and remember: past performance does not guarantee future profits, but it does guarantee future memes.