Polymarket lore Recap September 2025 – Media, cake, and madness

Another month, another lore recap, here’s what happened in Polymarket lore Recap September 2025

Trump “big” announcement

The hype was real. The moment came. Trump teased something huge…
And then just said he’s moving Space Force HQ 😉

Mention market madness

An arms race begins. Who has the best mention-market tools?
Longer? Faster? More automated?
Bets start. Side bets follow, some say it’s a new form of PvP, Polynoob already has a favorite!

New ultra-fast markets

15-minute markets arrive. Earnings Markets
A new calendar drops. Everything changes so fast
September 2025 feels like the start of a new era.

Lord Miles vanishes… and returns

Everything was going well for Miles’ challenge: between ruined cakes (sad), nighttime dreams, and a comfy desert resort, everything seemed fine.

But suddenly, the stream ended, and nothing more was heard from him for days. Some said he had died, others that he had fled to Chile.

The truth, as he later claimed, was that he had been detained by Saudi intelligence, sent by some evil NO-holders who wanted him to lose the challenge. What an incredible story 🙂

In any case, the challenge was lost, along with the hopes of those who had believed in him.

Polymarket x South Park

It finally happens. Polymarket appears in an episode of South Park.
Metaverse confirmed. Polymarekt goes SUPER mainstream.

Trump and Kennedy found the cause of autism?

An important announcement from Trump: his team has found the cause of autism, and it appears to be the Tylenol. He is so sure of this, that he repeated it 40 times in 10 minutes! Tylenol! Tylenol! Tylenol!

Polymarket traders meets X

A new wave of old-school traders appear on X.
Verified. Active. Some Badge-loaded.
Is this the beginning of the “X era” for Polymarket traders?

Soon, traders on the legendary Polymarket will become more experienced at posting than on Polymarket itself??

Charlie Kirk is dead

His sudden death shakes the trader community.
Even Polynoob 🙁

Shane meets the SEC (and CFTC)

The great Polymarket boss Shayne joins a roundtable with some RegulatorS.
Polymarket traders watch live, with many popcorns and great expectations!

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Polymarket User Lore – cakes and 50k celebrations

Polar hits 50k and Tomdnc 10k

Yes, the super cute dog trader makes it
50k PnL. One of the biggest dog.

Tomdnc also continues his journey towards 10k and arrives!

Big party for Norway elections

Traders gather to watch the Norwegian election results.
A new tradition is born? was funny 🙂

The 50-Pence Interview

An unexpected interview drops: 50-Pence gets interviewed by Fhantom live on X.
Great insights, clever takes, voice… slightly dying from throat issues.
Still, the community and Polynoob appreciates the lore and the interview, the vibes, and of course the raspy wisdom.

Do you guys think Decap is ever sad…?

A real post appears on discord:
“Do you guys think Decap is ever sad that Relay only pays attention to Tsybka now?”
Instant sad by decap, when Relay will come back to Decap?

Izzi T joins Polysquare

Another real girl joins the club!!
Quickly syncs with… certain lions? but only for few mins…

PolyBaddies a new group is born?

me0wl__ birthday cake drop

Yes, it’s me0wl__’s birthday.
Yes, he gets a cake.
No, you can’t eat it!!

Polyplaza underground ?

Some users vanish from Polysquare…
Only to reappear in a mysterious hideout

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Disclaimer: This lore recap is purely for entertainment purposes. No traders were actually harmed in the making of this chaos (except their portfolios). Any resemblance to real degens, living or banned, is purely coincidental. Side effects may include: addiction to refreshing markets, compulsive Discord checking, and the urge to bet on literally anything. Please trade responsibly and remember: past performance does not guarantee future profits, but it does guarantee future memes.